Red Dwarf

Red Dwarf

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Name: Arnold J Rimmer BSc SSc

Species: Hologram (first 7 seasons), Human (Season 8)

Likes: Organ music, Telephone Poles, Company Policy

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Name: Dave Lister

Species: May Be Human

Likes: Beer, Vindaloo, Zero G Football, Kristine Kochanski

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Name: The Cat

Species: Cat

Likes: Himself, he, the Cat and fish

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Name: Kryten

Species: Mechanoid

Likes: Ironing, Washing

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Name: Kristine Kochanski

Species: Human

Likes: Everything the rest of the crew doesn't

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"This is an S.O.S. distress call from the Jupiter mining ship, Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors were Dave Lister, who was in stasis during the disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three million years later, Lister's only companions are a life form which evolved from his cat and a hologrammatic simulation of one of the ships crew. I am Holly with an I.Q. of 6,000. Only equivalant to 12,000 car parking attendants

Undoutably the most famous line of Red Dwarf, spoken by the original Holly played by actor Norman Lovett, at the start of each episode. This web page is here to celebrate one of the most hilarously funny British comedies ever (Just a real shame the Americans had to try and copy it and fail). Well as they say 'Lets Get Out There And Twat It'."

The regular cast are:

Dave Lister...................................Craig Charles

Arnold Rimmer.................................Chris Barrie

Holly.........................................Norman Lovett (series 1-2)

Holly.........................................Hattie Hayridge (series 3-5)

The Cat.......................................Danny John-Jules

Kryten........................................Robert Llewellen

Episode names

Series 2 Series 3

series 1 7 kryten 13 Backwards