Lister: "Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option" Rimmer: "Why not?" Lister: "It escaped last Thursday. I was having a few beers, and I couldn't be bothered to move so I used the release mechanism as a bottle opener"	escape.wav	131K
"Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Acehole."	acehole.wav	37K
Lister + dispenser with a Lisp	lister.ra	real audio
-- Some people have died and then gone on to do really, really well!	died.wav	26.0Kb