-- (Ace Rimmer) I'm sorry Bongo... I'm strictly butter side up.	butter.wav
-- (Ace Rimmer) Stoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!	kipper.wav
-- (Queeg) From now on, Red Dwarf is run by Queeg 500!	queeg500.wav
-- (Todd Hunter) Oh you don't feel a thing! The stasis room creates a static field of time. See, just as x-rays can't pass through lead, time cannot penetrate a stasis field so, although you exist, you no longer exist in time, and for you, time itself does not exist. You see, although you're still a mass you are no longer an event in space-time. You are a non-event mass, with a quantum probability of zero.	stasis.wav
-- (Talkie Toaster) Howdydoodlydoo!!!